Stuck in the Middle with You

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I've got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile off my face When I'm joying-up all over the place Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Well you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man Your friends, they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say, please, please I'm trying to make some sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? Well, I don't think I can take anymore Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you, yeah Well, you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man Your friends, they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say, please, please Well, I don't know why I came here tonight Got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Here I am stuck in the middle with you, yeah