Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Ivor Biggun
Performer
Robert George Cox
Lead Vocals
Nigel Appleton
Drums
Andrew Hyam
Electric Bass Guitar
Jill Bates
Saxophone
Peter Terry
Keyboards
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Ivor Biggun
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Neil Wilkes
Mastering Engineer
Lyrics
Good evening music lovers
Ivor Biggun is my name
Wanking is my claim to fame
To hit the bathroom ceiling is my aim
A week ago last Tuesday I got just above the window frame
I'm gonna want 'til I go blind and lame
Until I paralyse my brain
Until my testicles burst into flame
Until Mrs. Mary Whitehouse (God bless her) starts to complain
And I'm gonna keep on walking again and again and again
And again and again and again
again and again and again
Until I feel all right
Written by: Ivor Biggun