Listen to The Winker's Rock 'n' Roll (Misprint) [feat. The Vulgar Band] [Live Rowdy Version] by Ivor Biggun

The Winker's Rock 'n' Roll (Misprint) [feat. The Vulgar Band] [Live Rowdy Version]

Ivor Biggun

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PERFORMING ARTISTS

Ivor Biggun

Performer

Robert George Cox

Robert George Cox

Lead Vocals

Nigel Appleton

Drums

Andrew Hyam

Electric Bass Guitar

Jill Bates

Saxophone

Peter Terry

Keyboards

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Ivor Biggun

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Neil Wilkes

Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

Now when I was a kid in 1956

My big brother showed m' some disgusting tricks

Sitting in the bathroom on my own

Wanking to the rhythm of m' gramophone

And I was going

1-2-3-4 change hands

5-6-7-8 change hands

9-10-11-12 change hands

All you need is the rhythm and the wrist control

And you can do the wanker's rock 'n' roll

Well I tried to do the shimmy and I tried to do the twist

I tried to do the tango, I nearly broke me wrist

The women all point at me and scoff

Say "You won't need me 'til your hand drops off"

And I'm going

1-2-3-4 change hands

5-6-7-8 change hands

9-10-11-12 change hands

All you need is the rhythm and the wrist control

And you can do the wanker's rock 'n' roll

Give me a 'W'

Please give me an 'A'

Now give me an 'N'

Can you guess what it is yet?

Now give me a 'K'

Please give me an 'E'

Now give me a 'R'

And stick 'em all together and what's that spell?

When Long Tall Sally met Johnny B. Goode

He didn't do nothing but pull his pud'

Just the wrist and the fist and you can't go wrong

Doing the Hand-Jive all night long

And I'm going

1-2-3-4 change hands

5-6-7-8 change hands

9-10-11-12 change hands

All you need is the rhythm and the wrist control

And you can do the wanker's rock 'n' roll

I've got Great Balls Of Fire

I've got blisters on me palms

I've got the Willie And The Hand-Jive

And muscular arms

The Teds call me "Wanker"

When I'm walking down the street

'Cause I love to jerk me gherkin

To the Boogie-Woogie beat

And I'm going

1-2-3-4 change hands

5-6-7-8 change hands

9-10-11-12 change hands

All you need is the rhythm and the wrist control

And you can do the wanker's rock 'n' roll

And I'm going

1-2-3-4 change hands

5-6-7-8 change hands

9-10-11-12 change hands

All you need is the rhythm and the wrist control

And you can do the wanker's rock 'n' roll

Written by: Ivor Biggun

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