Dat Cereal Bawx

*Ring ring* Lady #1: "Hello, *** market. How may I help you?" Grp.X Caller #1: "Yes, you are on air 100.7! Uh, I was looking for dat cereal bawx." Lady #1: "What now?..." Grp.X Caller #1: "I needed to get the praice for dat cereal bawx for my daid." Lady #1: "...Just, hold on..." Grp.X Caller #1: "OKAY." Lady #2: "Hello?" Grp.X Caller #1: "Hello, I needed to get the praice for dat cereal bawx on the air one-hundred point seven?" Lady #2: "I'm sorry... I'm sorry, I didn't understand you?" Grp.X Caller #1: "I needed to get the praice for dat cereal bawx - you know the one with stix on it? It has lots of stix and children?" Lady #2: "..." Grp.X Caller #1: "Hello?!" Lady #2: "Hello?" Grp.X Caller #1: "I need the price, pleasce! For cereal bawx." Lady #2: "You need a price?" Grp.X Caller #1: "Yais, cereal bawx price. How much it was." Lady #2: "For what box of cereal?" Grp.X Caller #1: "The one with the sticks and the little boy with the hand grenade." Lady #2: "I don't know which one you're talking about." Grp.X Caller #2: "I think it's called choo-choo-train. Yais?" Lady #2: "Hello?" Grp.X Caller #1: "Yesss? Hello..." Lady #2: "What...?" Grp.X Caller #1: "I needed the price for the cereal baw??" Lady #2: "What cereal bars?" Grp.X Caller #1: "NOT cereal bars. Bawx! How muche it was please tell me neow before I get angry." Lady #2: "What cereal box?" Grp.X Caller #1: "The one with the boy and the grenade and the children with $200 hundred dollars?" Lady #2: "I have no idea." (Shiggity shiggitae! We tapp'd dat bambamb cereal bawx lyke wooish shiggity shizzayam, tanke yu ma'am!) :-D