What a Day

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Woke up this morning, had a spliff for breakfast

Slept good 'cause the toast wasn't under the mattress

Hop up in the shower, give my honey a kiss

I'm thinking, "I wish every day start like this"

Turn on the news, starving kids got enough food to eat

And words of truth put shoes on their feet

Yusef Hawkins still walking the street

Rodney King's a millionaire, but he ain't get his ass beat

Tawana Brawley gets justice, the Panther stickers never causing ruckus

No such thing as those Klan motherfuckers

Black sisters are treated like queens, not chicken-head cluckers

Black men are respected and not treated like suckers

Mike Tyson's still a champ, bullshit don't get no airplay

I feel good, what can I say?

What a day, what a day

What a day, what a day

What a day, what a day

What a day, what a day

I gotta say, what a good day

Step out the door, sunshine hit my grill

Evenly divide a meal so **** don't have to kill

It's all peace and love, so people do what they wanna

Bumped into Biggie and Pac smoking a peace pipe on the corner

No crack babies or unwanted pregnancies

The apple a day's the cure for any disease

And ain't no police and no felonies

Bill Clinton smoke crack, not Marion Barry

O.J. keeps his dough, Mumia is let go

Devon Brown's the movie star, Hugh Grant is the ho

Put the card in the ATM and it spit out mad dough

Gave it to an old lady 'cause I always get more

Just living make me feel good, what can I say?

But

What a day, what a day

What a day, what a day

What a day, what a day

What a day, what a day

I gotta say, what a good day

Ninety degrees in the shade, but it don't feel that hot

Giuliani gets shot, they reopened my favorite spot

There's a party tonight, guess who DJ-ing? Scott La Rock

And he's only spinning that real hip-hop

Don't be late, bop, eleven on the dot

Honeys flock, it's more dips than dicks, and nobody gets shot

Stay here a little minute, then go harvest my crops

By the moonlight, get lifted and call it a night

But first I bump into this princess named Shaniqua Albright

She was looking mad right and her body was mad tight

Total control of my will, she couldn't put up a fight

She said, "If you want me, take me, 'cause I have an early flight"

Wifey's waiting up, so I let her go on her way

But when I got home, my shorty said

What a day, what a day

Can't believe today was a good day