Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Caspar Babypants
Caspar Babypants
Performer
Chris Ballew
Chris Ballew
Lead Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Chris Ballew
Chris Ballew
Songwriter

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Old cookie, I just found you broken in the street
Stale and sour, but I can tell you used to be so sweet
Old cookie, I will hold you close so I can hear
You tell me your whole story, then I'll tell everybody
Just how you came to be so lost and so forgotten
So, people, please lend me your ears
[Verse 2]
Old cookie tells me it remembers bygone days
Frosted, fresh, and placed in the bakery display
Old cookie tells me that children came to stare
Then a nickel hit the counter and the cookie was handed over
To the mother of the lucky kid who thought he'd get to eat it then and there
[Verse 3]
Old cookie, Mother put you in a bag instead
The kid had just had lunch and was a wee bit overfed
Old cookie tumbled from the bag onto the ground
The mom, she did not notice that the bag was torn and open
Never thinking for a moment that the cookie she had purchased
Would drop and roll away on its own, never to be found
[Verse 4]
Old cookie rolled for a half a mile or more
Underneath a bus and into a department store
Up the escalator, then down the basement stairs
Back out into traffic, bouncing up onto the sidewalk
Getting trampled by the people who don't notice
Crumbling cookies shedding tears
[Verse 5]
Old cookie, you say that's the end of story time
I tell you that I would surely like you to be mine
Old cookie, please, won't you come home with me?
Not so I can eat you, but so that I can treat you to a
Place among the other lonely things I have collected
Just like you, who need a home and to be loved no matter how forlorn and crumbly
I will keep you safe and humbly adore
Unconditionally
Old cookie
Written by: Chris Ballew
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