Rest in Peace

Please, oh, please Though they're all deceased I beg of you on bended knee Please, oh, please Let them rest in please For once, they start, they never cease You see, here lies good old Fred A great big rock fell on his head And a peaceful rest lies brother Claude Planted here beneath this sod There's the first lady of opera, Haunting Harriet Searched for a tune but never could carry it Poor cousin Maude who never awoke The night her dreams went up in smoke Please, oh, please Though they're all deceased We must beware the spirits' release Rest in peace, cousin Huet We all know you didn't do it Mary wrote mysteries with masterful quill Not knowing the ink of words could kill So, please, oh, please Let them rest in peace Once they start, they never cease And right before your very eyes As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree Spooks arrive for the midnight spree Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize