Loretta is a dumb ol' dog
Loretta is a dumb ol' dog
She's short and fat and built like a log
Loretta is a dumb ol' dog
She's a dumb ol' dog
She's a dumb ol' dog
Waylon is a big ol' bear
You can't take him anywhere
He's big and white and shed's all his hair
Waylon is a big ol' bear
He's a big ol' bear
He's a big ol' bear
Chumby is a big fat rat
We found him at a laundry mat
His brother, Frank, we found out back
Two big fat happy rats
Two big fat rat's
Two big fat rat's
Buck was big fat cat
He died of a heart attack
Nine long years and just like that
Buck was a big fat cat
Big fat cat
Big, fat, dead, cat
Loretta is a dumb ol' dog
Loretta is a dumb ol' dog
She's short and fat and built like a log
Loretta is a dumb ol' dog
She's a dumb ol' dog
She's a dumb ol' dog
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