Mick Jones Nicked My Pudding

Someone's always out to piss on your parade

Someone's always ruining your day

You gotta beware, there's strange ducks out there

I'm telling you, it's all I gotta say

Yeah, nevermind singing 'bout police on your back

You're a shady geezer looking for a snack

You might think someone's cool 'til they play you like a fool

Put the spoon down or you'll get a smack

Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding

Then I said, "Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone"

Life ain't always fair when your hero breaks your heart

I was really in denial from the start

I owned all his records, he didn't even care

The least he could've done was share

Resentment, it's a killer, that's all you gotta know

To forgive a living legend is the only way to go

But he really wasn't sorry, I may have seen him laugh

As he ate the tasty treat on my behalf

Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding

Then I said, "Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone"

Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding

Then I said, "Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone"

Oh-oh, Mick Jones, you must've been high

Oh-oh-oh, you stole pudding from another guy

Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding

Then I said, "Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone"

Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding

Then I said, "Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone"

Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone

Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone