I Hope Your Heartache's a Hit

You ask me how does it feel

To be a ghost for a year

But you don't ask yourself

How are thing back there

Where you're still serving beer

And no one cares about your campfire songs

I'm sorry, I'm not sorry

And I hope your heartache's a real big hit

I'll take my stack and put it all on black

Hit it big as fast as you can spit

I hope your heartache's a real big hit

I ride off into the sunset

Like a cowboy on TV

Just like you wanted me to be

I may not be your John Wayne

But you're no Calamity Jane

We could do it again, but it'd never be the same

I'm sorry, I'm not sorry

And I hope your heartache's a real big hit

I'll take my stack and put it all on black

Hit it big as fast as you can spit

I hope your heartache's a real big hit

You didn't ask me to stay

But I came back just the same

I put you in a song

You never cried for me

I should have just left you alone

As far as you're concerned

I was dead and gone

I'm sorry, I'm not sorry

And I hope your heartache's a real big hit

I'll take my stack and put it all on black

Hit it big as fast as you can spit

I hope your heartache's a real big hit