If Heaven Is A Hotel

Well, if heaven is a hotel with no checkout time

And hell is just a motel with smoking rooms

Can I get an estimation when to book my destination?

So sick of waiting for my skin to prune

Yes, I am, I'm just so sick

And honestly I'll take either vacancy for a non-believer

A single bed is all I need

Seems I'll never marry or give a woman a child to carry

One is enough mouths to feed

Yes, it is, one is enough

Oh, I fear that between now and my day of dying

Don't believe it when anybody says

They been doin' fine

So I guess I'm doin' fine

An early flight or fall, the fight's just too close to call

Guess I'll have to see it through

Staying or going, there's just no way of knowin'

So I went whichever way the wind blew

Yes, I did, I went whichever way

Boys, if heaven is a hotel with no checkout time

And hell is a motel with smoking rooms

Can I get an estimation when to book my destination?

I'm so sick of waiting for my skin to prune

Yes, I am, I'm just so sick

Oh, I fear that between now and my day of dying

Don't believe it when anybody says

They been doin' fine

So I guess I'm doin' fine