Life's Too Short for Longboards

Life's too short For longboards, for longboards Life's too short For longboards, for longboards, for longboards I see 'em everywhere It's like a pestilence Life's too short Don't wanna think about it I need to clear the air I am a friendly person Life's too short Why should I care about it? But everywhere I go these dorks are getting in my way I tell them to fuck off and die, hey what else can I say? These trendy fucking wannabees are ruining my fun Open up the gates of hell, the war has just begun Life's too short For longboards, for longboards Life's too short For longboards, for longboards Whatever happened to The world that I once knew Life's too short I woke up in a nightmare Everyone's sliding by It makes me wanna die, but Life's too short For me to leave already But everywhere I go these dorks are getting in my way I tell them to fuck off and die, hey what else can I say? These trendy fucking wannabees are ruining my fun Open up the gates of hell, the war has just begun Dude, that's not a skateboard You call it cruiser, well, I call it a cancer It's a fucking disease, rolling down the street And it's bothering me, can't you see? Man, fuck this shit, I don't have time for this I don't have time for this, cause Life's too short For longboards, for longboards Life's too short For longboards, for longboards So fuck off and die