Unholy Matrimony

White gown hanging in the closet

Black tuxedo that I never got to wear

No invitation sent out anywhere

We don't have any guests to fill the chairs

I believe we could've been together in a past life

But right now we're committed to the fast life

All we waiting for behind these chapel doors

Is a crashing course to a bad divorce

Walking down the aisle to the organ

Playing "Here Comes The Bride" as a warning

The reality set in

We don't wanna do this anymore

Can't go through with this no more

Cold feet, someone speak up

Or forever hold your peace

Stand up, say it loud

Hear the whispers in the crowd

Somebody stop us now

Before we say our vows

Rice thrown in the air

Family cheer and praise

Drop top drives away

"Just married" on our plates

Before we get too far and this ends the hard way

Just keep your white gown in the closet

And this black tuxedo that I never get to wear

No flower girl to walk with the ring bearer

No grooms and no raising glass in air

Well, now I know we'll never know what happens

When the love just ain't the same no more

There's only divorce, we're waiting for our time

When emotions run their course

White gown in the closet

And these rings that we'll never get to wear

Bridesmaids won't catch bouquets in the air

Train of garment won't be dragging down the stairs

All our stories ended way too soon

You're supposed to love me to the tomb

Hardly stood a chance to tell the truth

Speak, baby, tell me that you knew

We came all this way to lose

But, what I did learn is

Love will give you what you need

But also take what you don't appreciate

This is crazy

This is crazy

Anyway, um, alright, I'ma get off the phone 'cause

I got some crying to do

It's happy tears, though

Love you