Stereotype/Stereotype, Pt. 2

He's just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He has girls every night

But he doesn't really exist

He spends his weekends with a load of blokes

He forgets the punchline when he tells a joke

He wants to stay out, he don't want to go home

Till his nicotine fingers are stuffed down his throat

He's just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He drives home pissed at night

And he listens to his stereo

He blamed his finance when he caught VD

The doctor said no drink for seventeen weeks

He wants to go out but he has to stay home

Sit in and watch color TV on his own

He's just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He drives home pissed at night

And he listens to his stereo

The tablets are finish, the cure is complete

He hasn't had a drink now for seventeen weeks

Seventeen pints, tonight is the night

It goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight

The police chase him home through the dark rainy night

Fluorescent jam sandwich with flashing blue light

His mums waiting up, she hopes he's alright

But he's wrapped round a lamp post on Saturday night

He's just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He has girls every night

He doesn't really exist

Me Uncle Joe, walkin' door

Fire, we never had a stereo

So I buy a little stereo and I watch Uncle Joe with a girl

So I said to this girl, step up on my yard, going to jiggle my stereo

Something goes like me go say

Me take the little girl in at me yard and show her little system

Hey girl look at a system but this is not my stereo

I want a little bass so you touch this

I want a little, and touch that

All I want is my stereo

All I want is my stereo

I don't drink beer

I don't drink something called whiskey cause I don't want to feel frisky

All I smoke is my herbs

Herbs

On my stereo

Things get much worse I can't even walk on the street

I don't feel at ease because while they are calling me the stereotype

He's the one who has got a stereo, stereo

My Uncle Joe told me about the stereo

Fire me, walking door, Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe

He never have a stereo

Walking door

Leave me girl

I won't want you, I don't need no drink

I don't want the whiskey to feel so frisky

All I want is my stereo

So here is what I say

Go downtown and buy you a stereo

If you don't want to drink or go to club

Cause until you're sober, you drink and drive you're bound to get killed

Oh, you start until you flat and you feel so relaxed

With your stereo

And don't forget the thing called, called it weed

Boy, I  don't need no speed to make me go fast

Just give little 45 and 33

Buy me stereo I want to be free

The stereo

I'm, I'm a stereotype

I'm a stereotype

And that's no joke, you got to feel it

Cause I will tell you, switch on tonight

I feel the stereo

More bass

Mucho

Leave me girl

I don't want this I just want my stereo

Aww music be all yours

Stereo

Stereo

Stereo

Stereo

Stereo

Stereo

Leave me

Just leave me and my stereo

'Cause I am a stereotype

And that's the way I want to be In don't want to be high

Move ya'll

Leave my stereo

Don't tell my stereo