Boxers on Backwards

I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter I ain't gettin' lucky tonight I got my boxers on backwards, they're stained and a-tattered I ain't gettin' lucky tonight Well, I ain't took a shower and my breath is mighty sour I ain't gettin' lucky tonight I could spread my scent until it's all spent I ain't gettin' lucky tonight No, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight I ain't gettin' lucky tonight I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter I ain't gettin' lucky tonight Some girls like you stinky and drunk with you drinky But I ain't a drinkin' tonight I'm stone-cold sober, and I dance like an ogre I ain't gettin' lucky tonight Well, I'm feelin' kind of shy, and I'm an odd kind of guy I ain't gettin' lucky tonight I'm feelin' mighty borin', and I'd rather be snorin' I ain't gettin' lucky tonight No, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight I ain't gettin' lucky tonight I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't mattеr I ain't gettin' lucky tonight I could turn my boxers round, go out on the town But I ain't gеttin' lucky tonight I ate some leftover beans, and it's a sure thing I ain't gettin' lucky tonight Well, I know I ain't appealin' with my sad lonesome feelin' I ain't gettin' lucky tonight Gonna curl up to my doggy and sleep like a loggy I'll be feelin' lucky tonight I ain't gettin' lucky tonight No, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter I ain't gettin' lucky tonight Got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter I ain't gettin' lucky tonight