Son of a Beach

Traded in my dusty old boots for some flip flops and a week in the sand

Wasn't lookin to do much of nothin and I damn sure wasn't lookin for a man

But a captain in the crowd bought me another round and when his high tide rolled in

I should've rolled out

Cause what I'd tell him now

You're just a son of a beach in a boat on the coast

And I'm in Tennessee chasin a neon dream

You're a little more tikki bar but I'm more honky tonk heart

Wish on two different stars

Now I'm a little salty like that ocean breeze

So keep your stupid sea shells and your palm trees

That hot sand and those cheap drinks, they sure leave a sting

But nothin burns worse than a son of a beach

You're probably out there reeling em in just to throw em right back in the sea

But one day your sea will run out and before you know it, it'll be empty

And I hope that ship sinks

Cause you're just a son of a beach in a boat on the coast

And I'm in Tennessee chasin a neon dream

You're a little more tikki bar but I'm more honky tonk heart

Wish on two different stars

Now I'm a little salty like that ocean breeze

So keep your stupid sea shells and your palm trees

That hot sand and those cheap drinks they sure leave a sting

But nothin burns worse than a son of a beach

So go ahead and sail away with that wave

I'll find somebody else to hang the moon

You're just a son of a beach in a boat on the coast

And I'm in Tennessee chasin a neon dream

You're a little more tikki bar but I'm more honky tonk heart

Wish on two different stars

Now I'm a little salty like that ocean breeze

So keep your stupid sea shells and your palm trees

That hot sand and those cheap drinks they sure leave a sting

But nothin burns worse than a son of a beach