Lucky Like Roy Sullivan

My head is on fire and I smell of burnt crust

When it rains it pours

but I spontaneously combust

I find it shocking that I've survived another day

I find it shocking I'm not facedown in my fucking grave

and I know you find it shocking as well

Reality check on my mental state

I find it shocking that I've survived another day

I find it shocking I'm not facedown in my fucking grave

Lord strike me down with with everything you've got

Motherfucker

My head is on fire and I smell of burnt crust

When it rains it pours, but I spontaneously combust