Smash the Gaff

Work hard Play fair Low cholesterol Full head of hair Eat well Don't swear Fill up the Volvo With a thousand mile stare, thinkin' I'm happy So happy So glad my Mum had me I'm lucky So lucky So happy Baseball bat Take that Smash the gaff Take that He's at the village fair He's screaming "I don't care!" Inside his head, of course Time flies with no remorse He dreams of younger days Late nights and escapades Where did it all go wrong? Inside his head he's thinking: I'm happy So happy So glad my Mother had me I'm lucky So lucky So happy Baseball bat Take that Smash the gaff Take that Baseball bat Take that Smash the gaff Take that Baseball bat! Take that! Smash the gaff! Take that!