Shiny Teeth

When I'm feeling lonely

Sad as I can be

All by myself on an uncharted island in an endless sea

What makes me happy

Fills me up with glee

Those bones in my jaw

They don't have a flaw

My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth that twinkle

Just like the stars in space

My shiny teeth that sparkle

Adding beauty to my face

My shiny teeth that glisten

Just like a Christmas tree

You know they walk a mile

Just to see me smile (Whoo!)

My shiny teeth and me (Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

Yes, they're all so perfect

So white and pearly

Brush, gargle, and rinse

A couple breath mints

My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth so awesome

Just like my favorite song

My shiny teeth, I floss 'em

So they'll grow to be real strong

(He's got really shiny teeth!)

My shiny teeth, I love them

And they all love me

Why should I talk to you

When I've got thirty-two (Whoo!)

My shiny teeth that twinkle

Just like the stars in space

My shiny teeth that sparkle

Adding beauty to my face (He's got really shiny teeth!)

My shiny teeth that glisten

Just like a Christmas tree

You know they walk a mile

Just to see me smile (Whoo!)

My shiny teeth and me (Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth and me (Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth and me (Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)