A Pretty Nice Little Dadurday

Boys and girls, your attention for a brief moment

A cautionary tale of this thing we call lust

One threw up, the other scraped his knee again

Yesterday I got shit on my favorite shirt

The dishes, the diapers

I'm losing my mind

Welcome to our new paradise

Home, sweet home

Where sanity is sacrificed

We must be crazy

There's shit all over the floor

And the kid's are eating play doh

But I assure you there is nothing to see here

Saturday we'll probably go out shopping

Sunday night really early we'll hit the hay

Another great weekend spent living the dream

Welcome to our new paradise

Home, sweet home

Where sanity is sacrificed

We must be crazy

It's fun living in paradise

Where everyone gives you advice

I love our new Saturday nights

To hell with old Saturday nights