I Raised Your Boyfriend

I think

Maybe you are my Jolene

Tell me

Does he ever speak of me?

Yeah, you should be thanking me

This dude’s got a history

Yeah, I’m sure

Everything about you is great

But it hurts

Watching as you take my place

Yeah, you living out my dreams

It’s you when it should be me

I see he brought you flowers

The ones that he can’t name

Looks like finally he lost his fear of PDA

You should've seen him last year

Now that’s a different man

So here is to your future 'cause I took care of the past

I raised your boyfriend

Your pretty little, pretty little boyfriend

Your perfect little, perfect little boyfriend

I raised the guy you see before you

He left me in the dirt

Where's my prize and my diploma?

Where’s the credit for my work?

I raised your boyfriend

I got

Nothing but some lazy dates

A front row ticket to his mental state

Yeah, two years of misery

While you got the best of him

I don’t mean to be bitter, bitter, bitter

But I’ve been crying river, river, rivers (Pretty little boyfriend)

Hate to think you’re better suited

And my role was just to play Cupid

So he brought you flowers

And booked a trip to Spain

Now you’re talking house and kids

Well that’s just fucking great

You should've seen him last year

Now that’s a different man

So here is to your future 'cause I took care of the past

I raised your boyfriend

Your pretty little, pretty little boyfriend

Your perfect little, perfect little boyfriend

I raised the guy you see before you

He left me in the dirt

Where's my prize and my diploma?

Where’s the credit for my work?

I raised your boyfriend

Pretty little boyfriend

Your pretty little, your pretty little

I don’t mean to be bitter, bitter, bitter

But I’ve been crying river, river, rivers

Yeah, you should’ve seen me last year

I gave it all I had

So here is to your future 'cause I took care of the past

I raised your boyfriend