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Split the Diff
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Comedy
Split the Diff was released on 26 March 2013 by Crappy Records as a part of the album Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus
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Release Date26 March 2013
LabelCrappy Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM169

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jaret Reddick
Jaret Reddick
Songwriter
Linus Dotson
Linus Dotson
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jarinus
Jarinus
Producer

Lyrics

Sometimes it's too hot, sometimes it's too cold
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
I don't like 'em young, but I don't like 'em old
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
We can't hear you whisper but it's loud when you shout (when you shout)
Somewhere in the middle is the perfect amount (perfect amount)
Stevie Ray Vaughn or a death metal riff
Don't be such a dick, motherfucking split the diff
Too much is too much, but a little bit sucks
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
Some people screw, and others just fuck
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
Mayonnaise is fattening, but mustard's too strong (much too strong)
Six inches is too small, but a footlong's too long (that shit is too long)
Do you want Skippy or some creamy fucking Jif?
A shitload of Smucker's, motherfucker split the diff!
Split the diff
Life is like a chick - the good stuff's in the middle
Split the diff
A viola comes between a cello and a fiddle
I'm not from 'burbs, I'm not from the ghetto
I'm not Heath Ledger and I ain't Jared Leto
Split the diff
Split the diff
Sometimes it's too hot, sometimes it's too cold
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
I don't like 'em young, but I don't like 'em old
You gotta split the diff, split the diff
No one likes a forest, but don't shave it all off (shave it bald)
I don't play Lacrosse, but it's too hot for golf (I lost my ball)
Should you send a .jpeg or email a .tiff?
A .pdf is better, motherfucking split the diff!
Split the diff
Split the diff
Written by: Jaret Reddick, Linus Dotson
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