Titty's Beer

Growin' up, I remember one year

My uncle Titus had a bright idea

He's gonna bottle up his own brew

Figured he could make a million or two

Taste wasn't gonna be his claim to fame

What he was bankin' on was all in the name, yeah

Titty's, Titty's, Titty's Beer

Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear

Whether you're from the country or the big ol' city

One thing's for sure, everybody loves Titty's

He had his marketing plan worked up

He's gonna sell 'em all in big ol' jugs

He wouldn't package 'em in a six-pack

He's gonna sell 'em by the pair and call it a rack

And he was sure it was the next big thing

Dolly Parton in his ad campaign sellin'

Titty's, Titty's, Titty's Beer

Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear

Whether you're from the country or the big ol' city

One thing's for sure, everybody loves Titty's

Happy hour, two for one

Talkin' 'bout a beer buzz, mmm, son

After work, at the ball game, or shootin' the bull

Man, any time's the right time for a big ol' hand full of

Titty's, Titty's, Titty's Beer

Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear

Whether you're from the country or the big ol' city

One thing's for sure, everybody loves Titty's

One thing's for sure, everybody loves Titty's

When you've worked real hard and your day's gone shitty

Man, what could be better than a big mouth-full of Titty's