Gonegress (The Senator Song)

I'm a senator who's seventy-five I don't know what's keeping me alive And I make stupid laws that affect the youth By spinning little lies until they sound like the truth And I earn so much money investing in stocks While children go to school just to face down a glock And I make easy millions from insider trades And I'll make another million from the tax I evade I don't wanna hear about minimum wage Abortion, the climate or how it will change I don't really understand critical race I'm making six figures to lie to your face I don't know how the internet works I rolled up to congress inside of a hearse I might need a nap at the end of this verse I might need a nap at the end of this Zzz I'm ruining the world for all of you One law at a time I'm ruining the world for all of you One law at a time I don't wanna hear about minimum wage Abortion, the climate or how it will change I don't really understand critical race I'm making six figures to lie to your face I don't know how the internet works I rolled up to congress inside of a hearse And by the time you know something is wrong It won't really matter, 'cuz I will be gone Cross my heart, I'm never dying I hope you like the sound of lying Cuz I'll keep living, and I'll keep writing I'll make your laws while the planets frying Cross my heart, I'm never dying I hope you like the sound of lying Cuz I'll keep living, and I'll keep writing I'll make your laws while the planets frying