It's Hot!

It's paint peeling egg frying really damn hot, you think it might get cool at night but it's not, beer won't stay cold, pork won't stay pulled, you can't smoke a j 'cause the j won't stay rolled, man it's hot, tell me how hot is it? it's like the devil brought the weather when he came to visit, this summer swelter's a real face melter and all these dog days got me schvitzing helter skelter, it's too hot to trot down to le store cool, for cold pop and ice to fill the kiddie pool, take it outside 'cause the AC died and now the hides on the sides of my thighs is getting see through, it's too hot man it's way to hot now, it's too hot man it's way too hot now. It's bush burning brain bending really smoking hot, my chucks started melting on my way down to the swimming spot, water was missing and the pool was dry, the lifeguard was passed out and covered in flies, man it's hot, tell me something i don't know, this heat rising is bout to give me vertigo, like jimmy stewart with kim novak, hear me up in the bell tower screaming spring come back! it's too hot to trot down to le store cool, for cold pop and ice to fill the kiddie pool, take it outside 'cause the AC died and now the hides on the side of my thighs is getting see through, it's too hot man it's way to hot now, it's too hot man it's way too hot now