Sock Salad (Previously Unreleased)

I angrily file my last grievance for the day

My time-clock finger has never been so itchy

The weekend is here

And the craving kicks in

I want the threads in my teeth

Savory soles

One size fits all

I just wanna come home

Take off my shoes

And take off my socks too

And put them on my salad

Sock salad

Knee highs, and pressurized

I'll take the croutons

Can I have some ankle socks

I'm an ankle man

Succulent soles

Pasteurized linen

Wanna take off my shoes

And take off my socks too

And put them on my salad

Gives a whole new meaning to the word "dressing"