Mr. Hypocrite

If I ever walked in with a cigarette lit in my hand I'm guilty If I ever walked out without saying goodbye out loud you'd kill me Then you light up go and get drunk Did you forget to text me? Highly unlikely You're wantin' me to play nice The well behaved wife While you're drinkin' all night at the bar Oh you say but don't do There's two sets of rules Tell me who do you think you are? Hey Mr. Hypocrite I think I'm over it Always an issue with something I do Hey Mr. Hypocrite Say you're not having it I think it's predish coming from you I'm like Hey Mr. Hypocrite No you don't have a say in this I don't care what you think I put myself first Hey Mr. Hypocrite Everything you preach you contradict I don't care what you think I put myself first I can't have guy friends But you say she's just like your sister I can't wear a tight dress But you don't seem to mind when it fits her I don't understand why you're so mad I just said what you did, huh I give up You say I should work out Care more about my health While you hotbox your car Oh you say but don't do There's two sets of rules Tell me who do you think you are? Hey Mr. Hypocrite I think I'm over it Always an issue with something I do Hey Mr. Hypocrite Say you're not having it I think it's priddish coming from you I'm like hey Mr. Hypocrite No you don't have a say in this I don't care what you think I put myself first Hey Mr. Hypocrite Everything you preach you contradict I don't care what you think I put myself first Hey, hey Mr Mr. Mr. Hypocrite Hey Mr Mr. Mr. Hypocrite I'm sick of your shit and Your constant contradictions Oh hey Mr Hey Mr Hey Mr. Hypocrite I think I'm over it Always an issue with something I do Hey Mr. Hypocrite Say you're not having it I think it's priddish coming from you I'm like hey Mr. Hypocrite No you don't have a say in this I don't care what you think I put myself first Hey Mr. Hypocrite Everything you preach you contradict I don't care what you think I put myself first