There's a Fire In the Building

Just, before we get started here

I've been told to remind you

Uh, you know, none of this is real

You can clap, you know, you can have a fun time

But, just keep that in mind

There's a fire in the building

Please proceed single file

Please no running around or screaming (oh my god)

Settle in, this might take us a while

There's a fire in the building

I'm asking you to take it seriously (ok)

Cause there's a fire in this motherf–ing building

And this could hurt us all materially

Someone lit a cigarette about a minute ago

Took a puff, had enough, then threw it down on the floor

Took the blaze to a place that's just too hard to ignore

So please, stop drop and roll

Take a couple deep breaths now

Take a moment, orient yourselves

Take a moment, de-stress now

Only help others if you've helped yourself

And if it starts to get dire

Take a dive into a swimming pool

You might think it's only fire

But you could die from inhalation too

There's a fire in the building

Please proceed single file

Please no running around or screaming

Settle in, this might take us a while

There's a fire in the building

There's a fire in the, in the, in the

There's a fire in the building

There's a fire in the, in the, in the fire

There's a fire in the building

There's a fire in the

There's a fire in the building

There's a fire in the

Fire in the

Ummm

Yeah, that's kinda it

Uh, don't

Don't shout fire in a, in a crowded movie theater, or

You know, however it goes