Cult Leader (Golden Retriever)

Cult Leader Space Age Country Girl Magical miracle Be his tiny dancer Do a spin and do a twirl And make him catch a fever I'll make him a believer He knows I'm not a giver Baby I'm the receiver Cult Leader I'll do what I please And I might him a treat If he does what I say I'll take him out and we'll play He's so obsessed with me He's so impressed by me My baby loves the way I do it No one's better than me And I'm his Cult Leader He's a Golden Retriever Yeah I'm his drug dealer Got him hooked on a fever Yeah it's like I'm eating while he's cooking and cleaning Cause I'm his Cult Leader He's a Golden Retriever I'm his Cult Leader He's a Golden Retriever Cult Leader I buy him diamonds and pearls I'm making out with the girls He's so awfully sweet It's fucking hurting my teeth He's so obsessed with me He's so impressed by me My baby loves the way I do it No one's better than me My baby broke my heart at 17 Bored by the thought of misery So when it ends I won't cry There's money at stake I'll write and I'll sing Cashing in on the heartbreak I'm his Cult Leader He's a Golden Retriever Cult Leader He's a Golden Retriever I'm his Cult Leader He's a golden retriever Yeah I'm his drug dealer Got him hooked on a fever Yeah it's like I'm eating while he's cooking and cleaning Cause I'm his Cult Leader He's a Cult Leader Golden Retriever Cult Leader Cult Leader