Aussie Duckling

You are an Aussie duckling

The royal family are agreed

You need to learn

So you can turn

Into the Danish swan they need.

Now you must learn to speak Danish

Please repeat each phrase to be sure

Jeg vil gerne slentre ny a Nyhavn

Jeg vil gerne kvæle et rensdyr.

(Urgh.)

Jeg er stolt over at kalde mig dansk

Jeg er stolt over at kalde mig Amish

Min tjenestepige gik gennem døren

Den Lille Havfrue er en luder

You're a royal shame

I can't speak Dane.

(You'll)

I'll never be a Danish swan.