Slither Conspiracy

I'ma drink this Henny 'til I fuck up my kidney I'ma keep sellin' crack 'til I see a Bentley I ain't never even really want a Bentley I just wanna be able to buy a Bentley I told wifey "Let me rob your brother" She like, "Hell nah, babe, that's my brother" I'm like, "Yeah, you right. Let's rob your ex" She like, "Babe, why you wanna rob everybody?" I love you, but girl, fuck everybody I don't give a damn what they gotta say I'll tell 'em "Suck a dick" in they face She like, "Babe, I love you, but you too crazy" I'm like, "Shut the fuck up, you ain't seen crazy" I'm really be on them beans lately Lil' bitch think her brother crazy I'll stab a nigga 133 times Beat the shit out of his baby's dad Wifey said, "Damn Nephew, you tripping" I rob everybody that I know That's why I don't got no friends like that All my friends said that I stole I've been robbin' niggas since Lil' Bill White bitch look like Kill Bill Cookin' up babies like Pickle Dill Two twin .40's, like Phil and Lil My bitch evil, like Angelica She will rob a nigga, she will set them up I've been robbin' since Rugrats My bitch says, "Stop poppin' beans" I'm like, "Shut the fuck up, I'll slap you, ho'" I'm like, "Shut the fuck up, I'll rob you, ho'" (Slitherman, he be out of his mind) I try to calm down, stop trippin' White van, traffic a bitch White van, traffic a nigga White van, ransom your daughter Terrorist acts, blow up a school bus Suicide threat, kill myself So much nerve, had to do it myself Smoke a backwood, I wanna kill myself Everyday I wanna break a bitch jaw I get drunk and crash my car Teacher said I wouldn't make it far That dumbass ho was probably right All my good licks is white Bitch sniff coke, got blue eyes Walk in the trap like Donald Trump Big Neph make the trap great again Glick in my hand like killer Donald Trump I make the cemetery great again Nigga diss me, say it to my face I bet you won't ever say shit again Kick a pregnant bitch In the stomach with Timbs You don't like what I said, then unsubscribe I will stab an innocent bitch in they eyes They say Slitherman was born and died Adam and Eve was sniffin' coke But they ain't wanna put that in the Bible The Bible told you Eve was triflin' The Bible made me hate a bitch They try to make me eat off that tree, I'll kill 'em I ain't eatin' shit for these bitch ass niggas Jump out the cut, kill a bitch ass nigga Never in my life been a bitch ass nigga If Adam and Eve was real, they was black Smokin' weed out of leaves, drinkin' Yak They think Jesus was drinkin' grape juice, But Jesus was drinkin' Yak They say Donald Trump really black They say Lil Durk killed King Von I ain't never meet King Von For some reason, I fuck with King Von Rest in peace to King Von Punch a bitch in they face like King Von I'll beat a nigga ass like King Von He gon' have to kill me, like I'm King Von I'ma die for this shit like King Von With a crazy ass story like King Von All my opps dead, like King Von Opps hate me like I'm King Von Walk in that bitch like "wangwan?" They say Slitherman killed Reagan They say Slitherman could be the real Jesus Or Slitherman could be the real Satan They say that Slitherman took over Kane's body When he took that nigga datin' Slitherman don't play PlayStations Slitherman on the run from Area 51 I used to fuck with Will Smith 'Til I found out Will Smith was on that gay shit I don't wanna watch Fresh Prince no more I don't wanna see I Am Legend no more These niggas dressin' up like Madea They on the mixtape lookin' like Prince They got they ass out like they Prince They on Crime Stoppers like they T.I.P I'll stab a bitch like Young Buck did They say Young Buck was fuckin' with trannies If 50 Cent signed Young Buck, That mean 50 Cent was fuckin' with trannies They like, "Neph, would you ever sign to Bad Boy?" I'm like "Hell nah, they gay" French was gettin' fucked in his ass Rick Ross lockin' niggas in the cage French Montana sacrificed Max He knew that all his raps was wack Kanye West got his ass licked And RX Papi turned into a snitch Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon He can't do that Michael Jackson move They say that James Brown did coke They say that Lil Yachty sniff coke Lil Yachty never had a yacht before rap How the fuck? Why he call himself that? They say that Joe Budden was smokin' crack Tahiry used to go and buy his crack Casanova sound just like Uncle Murda Uncle Murda sound just like Casanova And Desiigner sound just like Future Future never did molly and was never booted Lil Wanye's dreads fallin' out his head Birdman still kissin' niggas on they head NBA YoungBoy doin' lapdances I'll beat a nigga ass like I'm Quando Rondo Walk in that bitch like, "Rest in peace Von" Punch a bitch, Kick a bitch like he Quando Rondo I'll jump out the car like King Von Hit a bitch with the thirty-seven piece combo Why everybody listen to Blac Youngsta? I can't even understand what that nigga sayin' Yo Gotti head bigger than a bitch He stretchin' out every t-shirt he wear All Joe Biden's votes was fake They say Donald Trump should've won again I should punch that nigga in his shit Everybody think stimulus comin' again I'm still waitin' on auntie's stimulus check I'm still waitin' on unc's stimulus check They say Donald Trump ain't president no more, So ain't nobody gettin' a stimulus check Unc owe me money out his stimulus check Auntie owe me money out her stimulus check I done robbed a nigga for his stimulus check 'Bout to rob another nigga for his stimulus check I think this whole pandemic was fake COVID-19 was fake I'm coughin' 'cause of these white runtz They killed Fred the Godson and lied about it How the fuck Jeremih got COVID-19? That's the nigga who made "Birthday Sex" How the fuck y'all gon' give that nigga COVID? He the one who made that song "Birthday Sex" How the fuck FBG get killed downtown? How that's the first nigga get killed downtown? They sacrificed him, he was talkin' too much Now they gon' have to do me like they did him These niggas faker than Lil' Kim Lil' Kim was only nice for suckin' dick All Cardi B raps sound dumb as shit Offset a bum for fuckin' with that bitch If you think the Migos really sold dope, Nigga, then you dumb as a bitch Gucci Mane said when he first met the Migos, Told 'em, "Take those chains off, they fake as a bitch" They all got dreads, tryna look like twins How the fuck Lil Durk got fake dreads? How the fuck Fetty Wap got fake dreads? I feel like Chief Keef back from the dead I don't take back shit Slitherman said Bitch gon' remember me for what I said I knew Waka Flocka was never tough He let Gucci diss him, he ain't did shit Gucci said Flocka was in contract for a million, He ain't get it out Rappin' really didn't work for Waka Flocka, So he went and took the doctor route All these rappers move like 6iine I heard Gunna got a nigga time I seen Gunna on Crime Stoppers, Whatever you wanna call it, 48 Hours When Slitherman die, don't send me flowers If you put me in a pack, better be some rebel When you smoke that weed, You gon' get a Glock You gon' a mask and you gon' start the robbin' How the fuck niggas say crack don't sell? Lindsay Lohan smoke crack Amy Winehouse smoke crack Lamar Odom smoke crack DMX smoke crack Katt Williams smoke crack Dave Chappelle don't smoke crack Lot of rich niggas don' smoke crack How you think Fat Joe lost his fat? Everybody know to lose weight, You smoke crack If I get in the industry, I'm selling crack All them Disney Channel kids smoke crack Trap house look like High School Musical Whole house in the bitch smoke crack Everybody get high then go to singin' Unc can sing, but not auntie pat I don't give a fuck 'bout no views I don't give a fuck 'bout no shoes Auntie got her first stimulus But she sad 'cause it ain't two