You Better Believe

Christmas time is finally here

Just like we promised you all year

You're so excited, your heartbeat's like a drum

But if you're not asleep by 9, Santa won't come

We're gonna take a gulp of milk and eat the cookies

We're gonna track the fireplace ashes on the floor

We're gonna toss a couple carrots left for Rudolph

Up on the roof, next to the chimney, just to be sure

You better believe, you better believe

Oh what a tangled web we're fixing to weave

We don't know how to make you behave

We got this one trick up our sleeve

You better be good, you better buy in, you better believe

Eat your brussels sprouts and do the dishes

Santa Claus sees everything you do

Credulous child, our creepy christmas pageant

Will put the fear of Santa into you

We told you that he sees you when you're sleeping

We told you that he knows when you're awake

We told you not to cry, we told you not to pout

We told you the elf on the shelf will be narcing you out

You better believe, you better believe

Oh what fun it is to fool the naive

When the gift that we don't even wrap

Makes you bug out your eyes and gasp

You better buy in, you better be good, you better believe

You better buy in, you better be good, you better believe

You better buy in, you better be good, you better believe