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This has got to be a joke The universe fuckin' hates my guts Remindin' me "U" and "I" don't spell "US" We share different postal codes Maybe that's why I never got the memo She's the real deal and I was just a pretty demo And yet my world remains the whole of you to this day Doesn't matter what my location says I'm always tryna get to you... But shit just happens all the time When I'm there, you're not You're here, I'm caught up with my job And your clingy ex comes back a lot Then she leaves and you shoot your Shot, but there's someone new I've got And the cycle never stops, no, no But there's nobody else I want, oh, oh Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break I'm never giving up against all odds No, no, no, no, ugh, yeah You're the mind-game mastermind, but What I'd give to make that mind mine to lose, oh, yeah 'Cause I know you've got somebody My friends say I could have anybody now that I'm somebody But I don't care if I'm nobody to you, oh I know it's pathetic but I couldn't care less I'd wait until the stars uncross and say yes I'll always try to get you Oooh! When I'm there, you're not You're here, I'm caught up with my job And your clingy ex comes back a lot Then she leaves and you shoot your Shot, but there's someone new I've got And the cycle never stops, no, no But there's nobody else I want, oh, oh Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break I'm never giving up against all odds Never in my damn favor, I don't want you for later Never was much of a waiter But I'd wait on you to drink you in Guess it serves me right for even thinkin' When I'm there you should, I don't know, like, call up your boss Probably take the day off Maybe we could change the odds! When I'm there, you're not You're here, I'm caught up with my job (ooh!) And your clingy ex comes back a lot Then she leaves and you shoot your Shot, but there's someone new I've got And the cycle never stops, no, no (no, no) But there's nobody else I want, oh, oh Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break I'm never giving up against all odds