Everyone's an Expert

Everyone's an expert

Everyone knows about everything

Everyone is smart (smart)

Everyone is right (right)

Everyone's an expert

Everyone's nice and polite

You can trust everything that you read online

No feelings hurt (It's all good, bro)

Everyone's an expert

I got my degree from Google University

I went to medical school at WebMD

I told my aunt, who practically raised me

I would cut her out of my life if she disagrees with me

Disagrees with me

Disagrees with me

Everyone is flawless

No one has done anything wrong

We should rejoice, we all have a voice

So let's speak at the same time

(Let's speak at the same time)

(Speak, speak, speak at the, at the same time)

Let's all speak at the same time, time, speak, voice, time

I know the truth, and so I started Truth.com

And now you can log on and learn the truth

I sell merch, shirts and vitamins that'll

Double the size of your dick, and there's free shipping

And there's free shipping

And there's free shipping

Everyone's an expert

I am right, I'm always right

You can't change my mind

I am wrong, you are right

You should change your mind

The Earth is flat, birds are fake

JFK's alive

Turtles are robots controlled by the government

Open your eyes

There's an underground society of people called The People of the Crust

And they cause earthquakes

The city of Madrid does not exist

There is no Madrid

There is no Madrid

(Oh)

There is no Madrid

There is no Madrid

Open up this fucking pit, go

Come on, yeah

Come on

There is no Madrid