I'm a Rat

I'm a rat in a trap

And I'm happy about that

Because everyone believes that I was caught

Now they feel so good about themselves

'Cause they like to watch me suffer

Until they found it in their hearts to help me out

So I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior

I blamed it on my addiction to cheese

Now everybody likes me and thinks I'm rehabilitated

And I finally get to do what the fuck I please

I'm a rat

And I don't wanna hear your sermon

I am a vermin

And I'm always gonna gnaw on things

I know will aggravate you

I'm a rat acting like a good doer

Till I go back to my sewer

And ingest my chosen poisons

I'm a rat

I'm a rat

I'm a rat

I'm a rat

And I put myself in that trap

'Cause I'm a rat who will race your human races

I don't want the pole position

I won't live on competition

I'm a rat who figured out how to win

Without anybody losing

Or at least not ever knowing they were beaten

'Cause I'm a rat

I'm a rat

I'm a rat

I'm a rat

And I put myself in that trap

And I'm happy about that