Sweet Little Sister

She blew my mind behind the record machine

She was a shitload of trouble called the Subway Queen

Had a hip with bad habits and a shake that was a bit obscene

One night I caught her rollin' out the cellar door

There was about a million people lyin' flat on the floor

For such a sweet little lady, I would swear she's rotten to the core

Oh, yes

She got her hands in the cookie jar

Smilin' like an alligator

Makin' headlines in the back of the car

Tight-lipped now, but sink ships later

Well, I know a thing or two about a

Sweet little sister

Her mama'd kill her if she knew what she do, she's my

Sweet little sister

She'll love ya black and blue

Sweet little sister

She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo

She's my sweet little

Sweet little sister

Say every quittin' time is another disease

Too many cowboys ridin' high, shootin' low at the knees

The back hand boogie is the price you pay for bein' the squeeze

The petting's getting heavy, got my tongue in her ear

Her friend is doin' time for kickin' ass on a queer

They're in a mental state and all their friends are here

Oh, yes

She's tellin' lies through her burgundy lips

Angel on a mission of mercy

She'll get you dancin' with the crack of the whip

She'll take you up to Heaven on a rocket ship

I know a thing or two about a

Sweet little sister

Her mama'd kill her if she knew what she do, she's my

Sweet little sister

But she'll love you black and blue, woah-woah

Sweet little sister

She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo, she's so sweet, ah sweet as candy

She got her hands in the cookie jar

Smilin' like an alligator

Makin' headlights in the back of the car

Tight-lipped now, but sink ships later

I know a thing or two about a

Sweet little sister

My mama'd kill her if she knew what she do, she's my

Sweet little sister

She'll love ya black and blue, woah-woah

Sweet little sister

She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo, she's my

Sweet little, sweet little sister, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah