Too Old

I'm too old for this Caught myself a cold and it ain't because I'm sick Red and yellow stamps upon my wrist Dirtied up my soul for a headache and a spritz Screaming I'm too old for this So much for one and done yeah are we having fun yet Oh I'm too old for this I'm too old I'm too old I found myself at the bar again Wasting my time with one night friends Forgetting their names when darkness ends Life is a blur got to clean me lens I fell asleep on the lawn again Got me some stains on my cardigan Calling to cancel my card again Like when will it end Bourbon in my blood aging slowly but I can't get enough Vodka on my lips losing sip my sip I can't get a grip I'm too old for this Caught myself a cold and it ain't because I'm sick Red and yellow stamps upon my wrist Dirtied up my soul for a headache and a spritz Screaming I'm too old for this So much for one and done yeah are we having fun yet Oh I'm too old for this I'm too old I'm too old Body on body Tryna get through but I'm stuck in the party Tryna call you but my service is spotty Tryna call you Losing my patience Shot after shot 'till I barely can taste it Temperatures hot hope this isn't contagious What did I do ooo oooh Bourbon in my blood aging slowly but I can't get enough There's vodka on my lips losing sip my sip I can't get a grip I'm too old For this Old old old Screaming I'm too old I'm too old I'm too old old old for this Are we having fun yet Are we having fun yet I'm too old ol old