Like Me

It's almost like you planned it

Saw her in the kitchen with a Nikon shootin' candids

If I'm being candid she was lookin' like a stand-in

Laughin' at your jokes that I know she's not understandin'

I'm drinkin' in the bathroom

If I said I missed you, baby, that would be a half-truth

But that's the half of me that pours out with the Grey Goose

Don't you act like you don't feel the same when you do

(Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh)

You're kissin' her like you almost care

But I don't care (I don't care)

I know she loves you

But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me

And I don't love you

But I really, really, really wanna fuck you (let's meet)

She's a lover, she's a fire

She's the object of desire

She's so hot it comes out cold when she bleeds

She's the hero in the story

She's the one who gets the glory

But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me (like me, like me, me)

You're learnin' the hard way

When it comes too easy it's not gonna hit as hard, babe

And fightin' was a fever type of foreplay

Let's be honest, should we do my place or your place?

(Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh)

One more night, oh, what's the harm?

Let's call a car (oh, oh, oh)

I know she loves you

But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me

And I don't love you

But I really, really, really wanna fuck you, let's meet

I know she loves you

But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me

And I don't love you

But I really, really, really wanna fuck you, let's meet

She's a lover, she's a fire

She's the object of desire

She's so hot it comes out cold when she bleeds

She's the hero in the story

She's the one who gets the glory

But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me

She's a lover, she's a fire

She's the object of desire

She's so hot it comes out cold when she bleeds

She's the hero in the story

She's the one who gets the glory

But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me