That Was a Crazy Game of Poker (Bass & Bars Edition)

Oh my

20 thrown down in my fist of rage

And the man to my left has folded down

Well Johnny doubled up with a royal flush

I had three jacks and a pair of nines

My mind is turning, just two shots more

There's not much left to play

Well then dude walks in, black hat on top

What a mop, I'm lucky

Wasn't a county cop

'Cause I'm just runnin' out of time

Who's up for game two

What to do

My wallet's gettin' thin

And I just lost my watch last night

Well I got a problem

Just one answer

Gotta throw it all down

And kiss it goodbye, yeah

That was a crazy game of poker

(That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all

(I lost it all)

But someday I'll be back again

And I, never to fold

(Never to fold)

Who's up for game three

I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me

And I just lost it all

Well there's a man sittin' next to me

Red, with smiling eyes

It's funny

I don't have no money tonight

Yeah

That was a crazy game of poker

(That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all

(I lost it all)

But someday I'll be back again

And I, never to fold

(Never to fold)

I say now skittleedat dat

Well how 'bout that?

I'm comin' out the front, never comin' out the back

And I walked into the bar yesterday

'Cause I had something to do, somethin' to say

And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around

'Til I heard the sound of his feet fallin' on the ground

I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown

And I said whatcha doin' in the bar tonight

So I said Johnny whatcha doin' tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how 'bout a revolution?

And he said right

I say oh, you say ah

I say revolution, and you say jah

I say oh, you say ah

I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah

Day day oh

And I said, whatcha looking at?

He hit me across the face with a bat

I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go

So he opened the door and said what you here for

I said I'm wandering round the route 44

And I said I been walking for about a thousand years

And my feet are growing tired

My eyes a little wired

Don't know what to do unless I retire

And he just said let's play some crazy poker

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So I said Johnny whatcha doin' tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how 'bout a revolution?

And he said right

I say oh, you say ah

I say revolution, and you say jah

I say oh, you say ah

I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah

Day day oh

I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop

I don't give a shit 'cause I got the drop

Johnny just got two eyes just like mine

And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine

And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came

Came to the bar to see what's the same

I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me

And to my left was a man, he had no gin

Didn't really think about starting to sin

The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice

He looked kinda mad and I felt bad

Because I took his money last night it's kinda funny

But now I'm just struggling

I need a honey-bunny

I don't know what to say anymore

So I'm just gonna go out, anywho

So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how 'bout a revolution?

And he said right

I say oh, you say ah

I say revolution, and you say jah

I say oh, you say ah

I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah

I say oh, you say ah

I say revolution, and you say jah

I say oh, you say ah

I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah

Day day oh