Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Jeff & Paige
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jeff Kagan
Songwriter
Paige Doughty
Songwriter
Lyrics
Oh, hi there. I'm Alice, the herpetologist
Here I am in the Caribbean
And I study reptiles like these ectothermic iguanas
Everybody say, "Ectothermic"
Ectothermic
An ectothermic animal, or organism, is an organism
That needs to get its heat from the outside environment
Ha, sometimes I just wish I could be up there with them
Just another iguana on the roof
Sunrise on a Caribbean isle, a lonely herpetologist sits for a while
Watching the iguanas and jotting in her journal
Vegan diet, great vision, a parietal eye
That senses light and any threat in the sky
Any iguana sleep all night, that makes them diurnal
And that is why they bask in the sun in the morning, jump-starting their metabolism
Raising their body temperatures until they are ready to move
I wish that I were up there too
A tulip on my neck and my reptilian crew
Just another iguana on the roof
Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Iguanas on the roof. Iguanas on the roof
Kickin' it island style
Iguanas on the roof, iguanas on the roof
Ectothermic reptile
Iguanas on the roof, iguanas on the roof
With the cool reptilian blood
Iguanas on the roof, iguanas on the roof
High above the mud
Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa
Well last week she borrowed a ladder
And climbed up to the roof with some plants on a platter
Hoping those iguanas would let her join their club
But for hours and hours they just sat still
I waited and waited and waited until
Boredom overtook her she climbed down but left the grub
All they do is bask in the sun
In the morning, jump-starting their metabolism
Raising their body temperatures until they are ready to move
I wish that I were up there with them
A tulip on my neck and a tympanum
Just another iguana under roof
Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Iguanas on the roof, iguanas on the roof
Kickin' it island style
Iguanas on the roof, iguanas on the roof
Ectothermic reptile
Iguanas on the roof, iguanas on the roof
With the cool reptilian blood
Iguanas under roof, iguanas on the roof
High above the mud
Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa
Hey, don't you wanna be an iguana?
Yes, I really wanna be an iguana
Well, you're no reptile, just a warm-blooded mammal
You're less like an iguana and more like a camel
When the weather is cool, your blood stays hot
And when the weather is warm
You've got the ability to sweat
So sweet, and the ability to shiver, to generate heat (alright)
So hate to break it to you, but you already do
You're never, ever, ever gonna be an iguana (no way)
So find yourself a crew that's right for you
I said, "Find yourself a crew who likes you for you!" (Crew)
She's walking alone down the road when suddenly
Other scientists from the field lab balcony
Taking a break from their research see her and scream
Hey, Alice!
It's a party you gotta come up to the roof and have a piƱa colada
And tell us about all the reptiles you have seen
And now I am up there too
With a pat on the back
She's a part of the crew (I'm a part of the crew)
Just chillin' like an iguana on the, iguana on the, iguana on the roof
Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Iguanas on the roof, iguanas on the roof, (huh-hun, alright)
Kicking it island style
Iguanas on the roof, iguanas on the roof (Hey)
Ectothermic reptile (reptile)
Iguanas on the roof, iguanas on the roof (hey, hey, hey)
With the cool reptilian blood (huh-hun, huh-hun)
Iguanas on the roof, iguanas on the roof
High above the mud
Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Written by: Jeff Kagan, Paige Doughty