(Just Can’t Stop) Naming Bands at You

I can't believe you've never heard of Henry Cow

Please tell me that's a joke

And you weren't aware of the Strapping Fieldhands until now?

I think my brain just broke

You know I just can't stop naming bands at you

It's a crime you don't know Amon Düül II

No matter what you say or do

I just can't stop naming bands at you

If you like Roxy Music you have got to hear Japan

Get on that right away

If you're into Planxty you should check out Steeleye Span

Don't wait another day

No I just can't stop naming bands at you

As much as you might like me to

Why aren't you listening to The Ocean Blue?

I just can't stop naming bands at you

And please just let me stress

I do this out of kindness

There's no need to pay me back

Years will pass and I'll still be here hyping YMO

As my faculties recede

I'll be on my deathbed recommending Nomeansno

My epitaph will read:

"He couldn't stop naming bands at you

Not even if he had wanted to

There was so much more he was going to do

But you weren't familiar with Pere Ubu"