Pony Therapy

"Hey do you have a second?"

"Yeah sure! Why the long face?"

"Lately I've just been feeling a littleblue"

"Ah I understand and I think I've got just the solution for you"

Hello good day

I'm right as rain

From the Cloudsdale factory

Where rainbows taste like cake

("and nothing bad happens!")

Ta-Ta farewell

I'm feelin' swell

When I'm seeing pastel

Equines ride on skates

("how did I get these on?")

Yee haw Yippee

I'm finally free

From the woes of

Mere humanity

And for everything else

There's just one thing we need

It's Pony Ther-a-py!

Hola good morn'

Sad thoughts transform

Into cotton candy

Clouds with chocolate rain

("Chocolate Rain!")

Good afternoon

I'm gonna swoon

When I see the sheriff's

Calendar display

("and a paid-off mortgage!")

Bonjour good eve'

I'll finally leave

Behind all this

Drab reality

And for everything else

There's just one thing we need

It's Pony Ther-a-py!

"Now here in Pony Therapy everyone is encouraged to share your struggles and help each other"

"Ok um I'm sad and lonely!"

"I have crippling anxiety!"

I haven't showered in a THOUSAND YEARS!

"jeez luna!" (noises of disgust)

It's ponies

They'll always brighten your day

It's ponies

They eat their burgers with hay

It's ponies

They'll chase the jinxies away

I pinkie promise you'll be fine!

("stick a cupcake in my eye!")

It's ponies

They put a smile on your face

It's ponies

Controlling weather and space

And for everything else

Give a pipp-pipp-hooray!

For Pony Ther-a-pay!

And sometimes these problems are big ones

Like enslaving an entire kingdom

("Gak is back!")

Or impersonating a monarch

Or growing yourself a fake goat beard

("Well I thought I looked pretty good!")

But sometimes it's just kleptomania

("I didn't put those in my bag!")

Or a tiny little brat that's betrayin' ya

("I'm ADORABLE!")

Regardless of problem

I know it can solve 'em

Licensed by boards and

By medical authority

Have some pony ther-a-py

It's ponies

They'll always brighten your day

It's ponies

They'll shoot ya with a friendship ray

It's ponies

They sometimes sing like Broadway

A Unicycled work of art

("we'll do our part- hoof to heart!")

It's ponies

They put a smile on your face

It's ponies

They're in a magical place

And for everything else

("And I mean everything!")

There's just one thing we need

("C'mon sing it with me!")

It's Pony Ther-a-pay!