Cardigan (VIP)

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

I really like that cardy

I bought that for my birthday party

And I know that it's only a cardigan

But I wanna know where's that cardy gone

And what the fuck is he looking at?

One bomb flick of his bucket hat

He's doing running man

He's looking at me all bummy and smiling

What the fuck is funny Dan?

'Cause it's not all fun and games when it comes to a cardy

And one of my best mates is sat inside the bucket

And his name's Charlie

This ain't no laughing matter

I've only had one double Bacardi

It's about as funny as mayonnaise on a bacon sarnie

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

Fucking hell what's up with him?

I've only had three or four drinks

Before I go I want a little more gin

Do us a cocktail - Singapore sling

He said no and I said alright

I didn't come here for a fight

I'm not trying to be here all night

Just do me a favour

One more pint or two pints of Guinness

Yes mate

I won't come back 'til next Wednesday

I promise man 'cause that's when I get paid

Unless you make a few quid on the S-day

What time is it?

Half-past ten

I'm about to order a half again

Yo, I've left my phone on charge again

Yo pass me that charger Ben

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again