A Routine Trip to Game Depot

I hear the kids whispering about this game Kill Count

So I gotta see what this is really all about

I go to my local game store instead of calling them

They tell me Kill Count is sold out in all of them

It's breaking records like GTA and Zelda

You should've pre-ordered sir I can't help ya

See this game is getting rave reviews

Everybody's loving it even that angry dude

So I ask have you noticed any change

Anything strange happening to people who played this game

Any increase in anger or regression

Any zombie-like qualities it's only a question

I explain that this game is doing stuff

Making kids skip classes and break and ruin stuff

I hand them my card and I turn around

Desperate to find out what is going down

At Game Depot on a routine trip to Game Depot

Okay then this time I ain't here for a trade-in

That is unless you got information

On a routine trip to Game Depot

Game Depot home of the strange people

Something is plain evil someone got to explain this

There's another shop on the next corner

Talking about crime and he's pushing pre-orders

Man this is like some bad horror movie

Before I go I put five bucks down on Call of Duty

I'm dejected about to chalk it up

As I'm walking out two kids are walking up

And of course Kill Count is what they're talking up

How he shot his friend's grandma's apartment up

About to trade it in I offer him a proposition

I'm talking about some cash now he stops and listens

I need that game you need that change

But suddenly this kid's filled with optimism

How much you want he said 50 probably

And I'll be running around in circles like Ricky Bobby

So I pay the dough begrudgingly

Knowing that my pockets will need a slow recovery

On a routine trip to Game Depot

Okay then this time I ain't here for a trade-in

That is unless you got information

On a routine trip to Game Depot

Game Depot home of the strange people

Something is plain evil someone got to explain this

Soon as I get home I heat some pasta up

Grab my controller and the game then fire it up

After a loading screen it asks my age

And you have to input it to get past the page

I have no need to lie so I'll put my real one

30 eh what's the deal son

Then my screen flips turns beet red

Then the Kill Count game just ejects

Beyond livid now I'm so pissed

This kid done sold me a broke disc

Looked on the box for a help number

Couldn't find one so I just felt dumber

But I did find the company who made the game

Looking on my last paycheck they're the same

How bizarre I went from puzzled to just enraged

They make money like this I need a F'n raise

A school and a game on the same team

This is surely making for a strange scene

Something stinks in here and it ain't me

I gotta talk with my boss as time became clean

I call Stan to see my peoples

Said I might get fired but now my feet cold

Teachers always land on their feet

And have another job by the end of the week trust

Ayo you want this game in

I know Game Depot only gave me like $12 for it

And I don't really wanna go back there the dude talks too much

Alright I'll bring it over