Fat Bastard

Food is nice, Ill do steak soup with rice

I dont make moves or try, without first takin a huge bite

Im a dessert a holic- I like squirtin chocolate

All over my pasta, then goin across ta-

The local donut shop ta-

Get donuts with almonds thrown across em

Fried dough till I explode or im choking on it

I like short cake, covered in cornflakes,

I like a warm steak, I’ll shove more in my face

Take a pixie stick and dump it on a salad

Ate a cows phallus down in Dallas (ugh)

Went up under cow shit for mushrooms for my pizza

With peeps on it

If its foul just throw some cheese on it

Let the cream cheese soften

Bury my face in it,

Berries and grapes in it,

Barely will wait minutes,

Hilarious waste isn’t it.

I am disgusting.

I can barely eat anymore but I think ill drink some fuckin cream

What a dream

Cupcakes, and fudge rounds,

I never gave a fuck, and certainly dont give no fucks now. (Nah)

Im gonna shove down pies like im looney tunes

Like to abuse it, ask me to choose and im choosin food (fuck off, NO)

Chicken fried steak, liver tryna process all the shit that I intake

Sippin wines great, with a bit of white fish that I bit while it was still flippin,

Swimming inside a lake.

Whip up a lil dip, stick it in my face

Oh shit, I might….wait