Rats

Here we go

I bought a new car

And it's a total piece of shit

I mean you should see it

Everybody told me not to do it

The boy at the corner store

Said it'll break right down

I give it three or four

Days or maybe just minutes

I said you don't know a thing about it

One two three four

I'm gonna look so sexy in those leather seats

I'll be the envy of the teens

I'm gonna paint myself in a corner

I'm gonna find out what that means

I got two traumatized cats

The lady said they hate everyone

But that's not even the half

They don't eat their food

And if you got good furniture

They'll eat right through

I said I'll take 'em

Got back to my place

And I showed their bowl and their ball

And their staircase

And they hated me for three months

One two three four

I'm gonna look so sexy in those leather seats

I'll be the envy of the teens

I'm gonna paint myself in a corner

I'm gonna find out what that means

But I love my broken car

And my antisocial cats

I never go that far

And the cats keep out the rats

I look up at the stars

And tell myself it's not so bad

It's not so bad

It's not so bad