The Bad Touch (Let's Do It Like They Do On the Discovery Channel)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again, now)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it, now)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again, now)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny, now)

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby, sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So, put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch

You want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want you smothered want you covered

Like my Waffle House hash browns

Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex

Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

(Do it, now) You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again, now)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it, now)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again, now)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny, now)

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean

Means "Small Craft Advisory"

So, if I capsize on your thighs, high tide B-5, you sunk my battleship

Please turn me in, I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So, show me yours, I'll show you mine, tool time, you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it Doggy-style so we can both watch X-Files

(Do it, now) You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again, now)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it, now)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again, now)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny, now)