My Name Is Earthworm

I'm so small now I'm so big now I am awake now And I don't mind I don't mind I'll be your earthworm I will wait here in the dirt For you to come and find me and determine what I'm worth And cut me into two halves, Half one and half two I'll be the person Wiping up your tears this afternoon My name is earthworm My name is I don't have a name You can leave me on the sidewalk I just hope a hopscotch game Doesn't start anywhere near me 'Cause it might squish both my halves I'll be the person you can always count on for a laugh I had a dream that we all woke up and realized it didn't matter And I don't mind I don't mind I'll be your sunscreen You can be my Dr. Phil I can tell you not to worry You can tell me if I'm ill And cut me into two halves Half one and half two But can I keep a quarter, or is this whole thing for you? I could be your wingman While you check out the ladies I could be your waiter, I won't forget the pastries I was a bad waiter and I forgot the pastries Tell me you'll forgive me, it wasn't 'cause I'm lazy I had a dream that we all woke up and realized it didn't matter And I don't mind Earthworms they have no hands and feet Who cares if you won't talk to me Who cares if you act really mean When we do speak, if we speak Who cares if you won't talk to me I am awake now and I don't mind I'm so small now I'm so big now I'm so small now I'm so big now I'm so big