And he said "She looks so beautiful like Marilyn Monroe"
Now he can't get her off his mind
We could not believe it
When he told us the news
He said "I met this chick and she's real groovy"
Now he's pretty hung up
He sends her flowers at work
He calls her every night
He even missed a Patch show
We never really thought that this could ever happen
But it seems that this is true
He found a girlfriend he is really happy
"Oh baby, baby, I love you" BLUHH
Now he doesn't masturbate like he used to
He's down to two or three times
Every other day
He's late for practice again
He must be at her place
She must be really nice
Or really fuckin' crazy
We never really thought that this could ever happen
But it seems that this is true
He found a girlfriend he is really happy
"Oh baby, baby, I love you" BLUHH, BLUHH, BLUHH
"She looks so beautiful like Marilyn Monroe"
Now he can't get her off his mind
Sun comes up on Santa Rosa
Garbage men are cleanin' up the streets
There's a joke sleepin' in the shadow's
And all around me I can feel the weight
Up in the sky I say a rhyme
And it's tellin' me lie
The windows laugh at me 'cause
It's so easy to see through me
Connect the dots a million times
Every thought I had reminds
Not to adjust the headlights
In a picture walk the line
