Bad Body Double

She pops into the bathroom Just after a shower and she Plays with my make-up and creams Keeps trying to look like me And goes through the motions, posing this way and that Holding it in, if it makes you feel better Then knock yourself out And say hi there To my bad body double Ah mmh, mmh This is my bad body double trouble Oh no My bad body double Ah mmh, mmh I've got bad body double trouble, oh She's trouble She's trouble She's trouble alright Yeah, yeah Sometimes I manage to lose her, shake her At a bar, in the gym for five minutes It feels so good to be back on my own self again Can get quite confusing We look face similar, except she's got some greys and A little extra weight on the sides and Dimply thighs, I hear that stuff's a bitch to get rid of No, no, not now We're having quite an intimate personal moment (Not now) Could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time? (Not now) As you can see I've got someone quite nice here with me Can't we just be left alone? I guess that's a no then Seen as you're still here Seen as you're still here Here It's not me, no It's my bad body double Ah mmh, mmh I've got bad body double trouble Oh no My bad body double Ah mmh, mmh I've got bad body double trouble Aah! Bad body double Ah mmh, mmh I've got bad body double trouble Oh dear My bad body double Ah mmh, mmh My bad, bad body double trouble She's trouble She's trouble She's trouble alright Yeah, yeah, yeah She's trouble She's trouble She's trouble alright Yeah, yeah, right there Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her Everywhere I go, everywhere I go, go Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her Everywhere I go everywhere I go, go Say hi there (my bad body double) To my bad, bad, bad, bad body double (my bad body double trouble) She's trouble, mmh whoa I can't shake her (my bad body double) And I hate her, I hate her; I'm a hater, I'm a hater, I'm a Hater (my bad body double trouble) She's everywhere I go I'm gonna get rid (my bad body double) Of you once and for all Gonna roll you out (my bad body double trouble) On a pilates rubber ball Sweat and step up (my bad body double) The pace and the gradient Starting tomorrow (my bad body double trouble) I am your nemesis (everywhere I go) Can't shake her, can't shake her Bad body double (can't shake her, can't shake her) Bad body double trouble Starting tommorow (everywhere I go)